If there was a school for writers
- How to torture/kill in the saddest ways your favourite characters - with Suzanne Collins.
- How to be a complete troll about your plot - with Rick Riordan.
- How to be the most cruel, harsh, sadistic and violent writer on Earth - with Michael Grant.
- How to give your characters the most revolting and traumatic past - with J. K. Rowling.
- How to ascend from a funcking fanfiction writer to a fucking best-seller writer - with Cassandra Clare.
- How to have the most crazy, deep and lush metaphors (which don't need exactly to have meaning or sense) - with Tahereh Mafi.
- How to have the mad and non-sense ideas to books, but make them best-sellers - with Scott Westerfeld.
- How to be a boss - with Neil Gaiman.
- How to make the funcking reader cry a fucking ocean in three words - with Nicholas Sparks.
- How to have the best and most creative narrative of the books - with Markus Zusak.
- How to write teenage stories without being disgusting - with Meg Cabot.
- How to create characters so human that you believe they are real - with John Green.
- How to be shit and pretend you are good - with Stephenie Meyer.
- How to create the most perfect male in the whole universe and tell everyone he's not based on a real character - with Veronica Roth
- How to break everyones hearts with your first book and then put the pieces back together with the second - Gayle Forman
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